Mabel and Dipper are Dale Cooper’s children!
Proof? This excerpt from Cooper’s autobiography:
Uncle Al, the magician, paid a visit over the weekend. The last time we saw him was when we took a trip to the Poconos, where he was performing as Ricardo the Great in the dinner show with a dog act. Don’t think Dad likes to see his brother too often. I think he thinks of him as irresponsible and untrustworthy. The magic business has been slow, so Uncle Al is on his way to Florida to sell Bibles. On Saturday he taught me how you can count all the different cards you use when playing twenty-one so you know that other people aren’t cheating. We then went down to a men’s social dub, where a number of men were playing cards and, I believe, gambling. Uncle Al was right, you can keep track of every card in the deck, and I did not find any evidence that any of the other players were cheating. We were doing quite well when a large man with an ear missing suggested that it was my bedtime and that we leave. I was not at all sleepy, but Uncle Al said I was. He picked me up and we ran all the way home. When I awoke the next morning he had gone, but left a note saying that a big order for hymn books had come in and he had to leave in the middle of the night.
Cooper’s uncle is Gruncle Stan!
"Fuck yeah, I am Alex Krycek."
"Oohh yeah, I am Alex Krycek."
"I wonder if that guy fetching the morning paper knows I am Alex Krycek."
Guy in the backseat: “Uh, sir…”
"It’s Alex Krycek to you, asshole."
Just imagine what if Muguel Ferrer (a.k.a. Albert Rosenfield) played Agent Smith
and Kyle MacLachnan (a.k.a. Dale Cooper, a.k.a Kwisatz Haderach)
played Neo in Matrix?!
Imagine the awesomeness.